“name one video game thats better than GTA 5”
uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue?
Posted: Jun 11 ❤ 「441,973 notes」
the average male’s penis takes up about .2% of his body so going down on a member of 1d is like putting $48,000 in your mouth
Posted: Jun 11 ❤ 「27,343 notes」
I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal
Posted: Jun 8 ❤ 「358,857 notes」
“Hey can u check if that milk went bad?”
*opens fridge*
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
“It’s bad alright”
Posted: Jun 5 ❤ 「605,786 notes」
Wearing sunglasses is like doing everything with filter
Posted: Jun 5 ❤ 「1 note」
when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
Posted: Apr 21 ❤ 「492,695 notes」
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But dont you just love killing peoples vibes
Posted: Dec 9 ❤ 「3 notes」
